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IT's SLIME TIME!
HabboHood Watch
June 4, 2003

Welcome to your weekly roundup of safety and anti-scamming tips from Habbo Hotel.

A SNEAKY HABBO NAME SCAM
Watch out! The latest scam involves SLIMEY Habbos giving unsuspecting friends or acquaintances account names, then reporting them as stolen as soon as the new owner makes rooms and puts down furni. The new Habbo name owner gets banned, loses their furni, and feels like a chump. WORD UP! We're on to your scams!

Don't fall for this one. Be especially careful of accepting account names from Habbos. And speaking of WORD UP!...

WORD UP!
Due to technical difficulties we'll have to announce the WORD UP! winners next week. Soz!

FROM THE MAGICAL DESK OF THE SafetyFairy **ding**
The SafetyFairy is in some fairy-type faraway land this week and has internet problems and can't send me her lovely letter (sob). Even the SafetyFairy has trouble getting online sometimes. She tried to send me her wonderful words of wisdom via 'FairyGram' but I couldn't decipher one sparkle-filled word. Until next week...we send the SafetyFairy lovely pink good wishes.

Safety Party Central
er um, I entrusted the Safety Party announcements to my new MAC computer, which promptly quit working. Send me your Safety Party emails again and I'll update this newsie!

SLIME TIME WINNERS
Mirror, mirror on the wall, what's the slimiest of them all? Check out these disgusting, dispicable, downright blechhhhyyy entries and see what you think!

Snuffy30 says:

The first ingredient for my SCAMMER Slime would be spinach, because its gross and yucky and nobody likes it.
Second of all, I would put in the hottest pepper in the world so that a SCAMMER would learn to never scam ever again.
Third, I would add earth worms that I dug up from my garden to make the SLIME so SLIMEY that any SCAMMER would be dreadful of this mixture.
For my fourth ingredient, I would add some raw eggs to make it even yuckier to go with the slimey worms.
And for my fifth and final ingredient, I would add mud, because, well, what is slime without your dirty mud?

Editor's note: Indeed!

Next, we have SLIME from DarkAngel57 who says:

For this recipe you will need:

  • 3 cans Cream of Mushroom Soup (Preferably 10-12 years old)
  • 1 or 2 old mushy bananas
  • The stinkest, foulest, yuckiest socks you can find
  • Green or yellow food coloring
  • 6-8 lovely moldy tomatoes


  • ............................

    WHAT YOU DO:
    *Place everything in a blender and blend until it's all combined (make sure you don't touch any of the stuff directly; also, remember to plug your nose).
    *Add food coloring as needed.
    *Dump on any meanie SCAMMER and run away before they know what hit 'em!!!

    Editor's note: Now that's a smart thing to do! Slime and run!

    .:ice_vanilla:. sent in an especially disgusting SLIME mixture.

    To make the ickiest, yukkiest, grossest, most disgusting "Ultimate SCAMMER SLIME", use:
    1) Mucus from 20-50 cows or human mucus will do as well
    2) Get 200 snails or slugs and collect their slime (a faster way would be to put salt on them but that'll be a little mean)
    3) Mixture of crude oil with some lard
    4) Top it up with the smelliest skunk's 'spray' (this strong goey stuff should be able to keep scammers away for some time or at least keep them in their bath tubs =p)

    Warning: Stir ingredients with a very, very long spoon because you won't want to dirty yourself or get too close! After you've done all that... it's SLIME TIME!

    Editor's note: Remind me never to upset you!

    NExt we have a little sticky, slimey sumpin' sumpin' from Bl4ckM4gic.

    My Scammer Slime would be conjured up from:

    Monkey Brains - maybe they'll gain some of the monkeys intelligence and become smarter!

    Self Rising Flour - it'll make them grow up :)

    Rotten Eggs - so everyone within a mile could smell the scammer and run.

    Slug Goo - they'd stick to the floor and the Hobbas could catch them easier (wouldn't fancy touching the icky goo over them though!)

    SafetyFairy's smelly socks - one whif of these, as sweet as our fairy is, will make sure the scammer thinks twice before they try it again!

    Editor's note: I won't show this one to the SafetyFairy, I promise.

    HHW SLIME POEM
    submitted by Mike.h101

    This is my Ultimate Scammer Slime!

    In the Habbo Kitchen it boils and bakes!
    The shady scammer's manipulative flakes!

    In the pot it begins to brew,
    As the evil starts to stew!

    Only when the temperature's right,
    The creepy elements will make their might!

    An eye of squidgy rabbit,
    Fires up the sinister habit!

    A wicked twist of crumbled star
    shall set this slime very afar!

    A feather of golden duck
    shall worsen your decreasing luck!

    A stalk of pumpkin, thick and strong,
    shall make this slime, exceedingly wrong!

    A bandage of decaying mummy,
    Shouldn't make this incredibly funny!

    In the cauldron, boil and bubble!
    Make this slime toil and trouble!!

    *Muhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!*

    Editor's note: Okay, Will Shakespeare, well done!

    HOBBA BYTES
    Our question this week is submitted (once again) by harddoom
    Q: Who came up with the name 'Hobba'?

    I went straight to the best source I could think of to answer this question - Ione. Here's what she said:

    Ione: The answer is not very exciting I'm afraid. I think Anne (the first Head Hobba) came up with the name, based on Habbo. And Habbo doesn't mean anything in any language. *yawn*

    Editor's note: Well gosh, Ione, couldn't you have at least made up something really, really interesting and fun?

    SAFETY CHALLENGE NO. 46
    What's in a Name?
    I get so many creative suggestions and emails from Habbos that I think it might be fun to ask YOU, the Habbos, what my fancy title could be? Not that I don't love 'Head Hobba' or 'Safety Guru', but wouldn't it be fun to come up with something a bit more catchy? Ohhhh, I can hear some of you now "Mmmm, hmmm, yes Becs, uh huh..."

    Awww, come on - don't be a stick in the mud. Give it a try. Put on your creative thinking caps and do your best (or your worst!). Send in the funkiest, friendliest, fantastical title, farce or freestyle - you decide!. It has to be totally catchy and within the rules of the Habbo Way of course ;) Go for it! And be sure to choose the HabboHood Watch Feedback form when sending me your submissions.

    Thank you for your emails, submissions, and respect your fellow Habbos

    As always...

    Safe Habboing,

    Becs
    Head Hobba/Safety Guru



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